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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

disvalue:

i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair 

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

walmartsurrealism:

i get anxiety because idk what will come after postmodernism

“There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, Morrel, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of life.
” Live, then, and be happy, beloved children of my heart, and never forget, that until the day God will deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is contained in these two words, ‘Wait and Hope.”
Alexandre Dumas (via kushandwizdom)
these-teen-quotes:

Good Vibes HERE

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

lesbian: that girl is really cute
straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it