You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
i get anxiety because idk what will come after postmodernism
” Live, then, and be happy, beloved children of my heart, and never forget, that until the day God will deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is contained in these two words, ‘Wait and Hope.”
|—||Alexandre Dumas (via kushandwizdom)|
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it